Thursday, August 13, 2015

the spatula incident & blueberry coffee cake

Today was the last day of my summer internship, and I decided to bake some homemade goodies as a farewell/thank you treat for the office. I woke up at 6AM to start mixing the ingredients for this blueberry coffee cake, a recipe I'd tried before and liked. As I creamed together the butter and sugar with some aggressive hand-to-spatula action, I suddenly realized that a tiny chunk of the spatula...was missing.

Oh, shoot... Where did it go...?

oops.
I stared down into the butter and sugar mixture, poking around it with waning conviction before realizing how hopeless the situation was. I tried melting the mixture in the microwave, in an attempt to separate solid from liquid. But that failed, too.

I loathe cliches, but this is really like searching for a needle in a haystack.
The butter and sugar mixture was simply too grainy, and most troublesome of all, vaguely white-ish and translucent - just like the spatula. Instead of potentially feeding silicone bits to my unsuspecting coworkers, I chose to dump the butter and sugar mixture and start all over. Sigh.

So, I learned an important lesson today. I should be gentler on my spatula babies. To be fair, this one withstood 3 years of regular use before giving out.  Next time, I will look for a brightly-colored spatula, so if this situation ever strikes again, I can more easily detect the silicone.

Rest in peace, spatula friend. You were my great and loyal kitchen assistant.

...On the bright side, here's a great blueberry coffee cake recipe! I didn't get a chance to take a photo since I was running out the door. And then my coworkers devoured it. As usual, I made some recipe adjustments, which I'll detail below.

blueberry coffee cake
1/4 cup butter, softened
1/2 cup white granulated sugar
1 egg
1/2 cup milk (I used almond)
1 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
2 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp salt
1 cup blueberries
optional: a touch of lemon juice/zest never hurts

topping
4 Tbs white granulated sugar
3 Tbs all-purpose flour
1 tsp cinnamon
4 Tbs butter, softened

Follow instructions as listed. Bake at 350 F for 50-55 minutes, until topping is golden.