(year of the) monkey banana walnut bread

Voila!

On a frosty winter night, me and two trusty minions gal pals - Judy and Joy - sat around a table pondering the fate of two very brown, pungent bananas.

Cakes and muffins were too #basic, we thought. In the end, we embarked on the lesser traveled path to make spiked monkey bread. You see, there is a tendency for the bizarre and inexplicable to manifest in the College Kitchen. After unsuccessfully combing the internet for the recipe of our visions, we were left improvising throughout the night.

For the first time ever, Judy kneaded bread dough. I figured she would excel at this, given her experience as the household masseuse.

"Doesn't it feel just like like human flesh?!" I asked her. She disagreed. (Perhaps I should keep these kinds of thoughts to myself.)

Later on, our cheeky attempts to spike the sauce were snuffed when the bourbon boiled off some in the cooking process and then all in the baking process. Wump. Ah well, still nommy!

At midnight, the monkey bread emerged from the oven. Like pure magic - a warm cinnamony pull-apart bread bejeweled with walnuts and caramelized bananas. As a forewarning for anyone who tries this (which you should), when we un-molded the bread, we also opened the floodgates of a delicious caramel waterfall. Truly, I'm not exaggerating. Just ask Judy and Joy, the angels who cleaned up the hot mess. Isn't that what gal pals are for?

Monkey bread is best eaten fresh and perfect for sharing. Joy reminded me about the dairy-free, coconut-based version I made last year. Now, we have a new fantastic recipe for an almost dairy-free (but easily substitute-able) banana walnut version! That night, we pulled out all the excuses and came close to consuming the bread in its entirety. Oops. Maybe if I do this more often, I'll grow a booty worth shaking. Senior sixteen? Senior sixty? Oh, I don't know. I'd like to say that what happens in the college kitchen, stays in the college kitchen, but it looks like I might be carrying it around my hips soon enough. With this bread - no regrets.

banana walnut monkey bread

Drool, baby, drool.

sweet monkey bread dough 
(adapted from Karlynn Johnston's recipe here)
2 Tbs butter, melted (can sub coconut oil)
1 cup of milk, warmed (I used soymilk)
1/3 cup water, warmed
1/4 cup white granulated sugar
2 1/4 teaspoons yeast
3-4 cups bread flour
2 tsp salt

spiced sugar mixture
1/3 cup white granulated sugar
2 tsp cinnamon
1/2 tsp cloves

sauce
3/4 cup brown sugar
3 Tbs butter (can sub coconut oil)
1 cup milk (I used sweetened vanilla almond)
1 tsp vanilla extract
1/3 cup chopped walnuts
1/2 tsp cinnamon
optional: 2 Tbs bourbon

other
2 bananas, very ripe

to make the dough
1. In a microwave safe bowl, combine the butter, milk, water and sugar.
2. Microwave the mixture until the butter is melted and the mixture is smooth.
3. When the mixture has cooled to ~115 F, add the yeast. Let bloom for 5 minutes.
4. In a separate bowl, combine 1 cup of the flour and salt.
5. Pour in the yeast mixture, mixing and adding more flour until a moist dough forms.

feat. Judy, bread kneading apprentice

6. Continue kneading dough and adding flour/water as necessary, until dough ball is smooth.
7. Allow the dough to rise in a greased and covered bowl for 1 hour.
to make the sauce, while dough is rising
1. In a sauce pan, combine the sugar, butter, almond milk.
2. Heat the mixture on med-low and stir until everything is dissolved.
3. Continue heating the mixture on low-med for 10 minutes. Let the mixture boil for 1 minute.
4. Let the mixture cool for 5-10 minutes.
5. Add in the bourbon, vanilla, walnuts and cinnamon.
6. Simmer the mixture on low for 3-5 minutes. Cool for 10 minutes prior to using. It will appear very liquid-y for now, but rest assured it will thicken when baked.

to assemble the monkey bread

not yet baked, prior to adding sauce

1. In a greased bundt pan, pour a shallow layer of sauce. Add a layer of thinly sliced fresh banana and walnuts.

2. Roll out the dough and divide into ~40 pieces. Roll each piece into a ball shape.

3. Dip the dough balls into the sauce.

4. Then, dip them into the spiced sugar mixture.

5. Arrange the dough balls into the pan.

6. Alternate a layer of dough balls with scatters of walnuts and thinly slices of banana.

7. After you've finished adding the dough, pour the remaining bourbon sauce all over the top. It will look like a lot of sauce, but rest assured that it will thicken and reduce while baking!

8. Bake at 375 F for 30-35 minutes, until the sauce is thick and bubbling. Let cool for a few minutes before un-molding it over a curved plate (be warned that lots of sauce will pour out!). SERVE WARM AND FRESH because no other way will do this justice!! :) You can also garnish and dip fresh banana slices in the sauce.

Garnish with fresh bananas, which you can dip in the sauce! :)